FINALLY we can like banks again

genuine bank

 

Seriously? Point 9 percent discount? Suncorp took out this third of a page ad in the Telegraph (don’t worry I didn’t buy it, I picked up a free copy at Fitness First) advertising a massive discount on the home loans, spouting that it is a “genuine discount”.  Look forward to genuinely shaving a few years off your mortgage. I just wish they had put an asterisk next to Genuine*.

* Genuine is a subjective term and is open to interpretation by all parties esp. Suncorp (henceforth known as The Bank You Now Give All Your Money To For A Point Nine Percent Discount)